rollin' down the street, smokin' 
indo, sippin' on gin and juice...
Talk to the man.

potent quotes

laid back, with my mind on my money and my 
money on my mind

"What force is more potent than love?"
- Igor Stravinsky

"Where is it written that it's wrong for a man to fire off some knuckle children
in the privacy of his neighbor's living room because I'm too broke to afford
a DVD player?"
-Peter Griffin from "Family Guy"

"Lose your mind and come to your senses."
-Fritz Perl

"I don't have a girlfriend...I just know a girl
who would be really mad if she heard me say that."
-Mitch Hedburg

"Do they have a bar at the gym?"
-my housemate Anthony

"It is better to do something imperfectly
than it is to do nothing perfectly."
- Fortune Cookie

"If you stick your finger in a pencil sharpener,
you're bound to end up with sharp fingers."
- Tino Belasco

"Do you ever get that not so stoned feeling?"
-Jeff Sowell 2005

"...what really matters is WHAT you like, not what you ARE like...books,
records, films - these things matter. Call me shallow, it's the fucking truth."
-John Cusack as Rob Gordon in "High Fidelity"

"I keep saying that I'm not gonna staple
my nut-sack anymore...but I know I am.
-Steve-O - "Steve-O Volume 3: Don't Try This at Home"

Here are a few quotes from Albert Einstein.

"The opposite of death is desire."
- Tennessee Williams

"It would seem that the theory of 'free will', which has been refuted a hundred
times over, owes its endurance to this charm alone - someone is always coming
along and feeling strong enough to refute it."
-Friedrich Neitzsche - "Beyond Good and Evil"

"Today a young man on LSD discovered that all matter is energy condensed to a
slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively,
there's no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination
of ourselves...here's Tom with the weather."
-Bill Hicks from "Revelations"

"You know you're in the bible belt when
the churches out number the Starbucks."
-Kate Winslet as Bitsie Bloom in "The Life of David Gale"

"It's like some people were just
born with tragedy in their blood."
-Jena Malone as Gretchen Ross in "Donnie Darko"

"My pain became my strength,
I am reborn, I'm deaf, not dumb,
lest ye forget..."
-Basement Jaxx - "Yo-Yo"

"There's no cure for bad love like good love."
-Mrs. Judith Maloney (Me Mum)

"The only thing worse than being alone
is wishing that you were."
-Susan Caviness (Me Mum's best friend)

"Don't think 'cause I understand...I care,
Don't think 'cause I'm talkin'...we're friends."
-Sneaker Pimps - "Six Underground"

"She just doesn't have enough of the
superficial things that really matter."
-Jude Law as Alfie

"...it's better to regret something you did
than something you didn't do..."
-The Butthole Surfers - "Sweet Loaf"

"I'm going to kill them all.
That oughta distract 'em."
-Sarah Michelle Gellar as Buffy the Vampire Slayer

"I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member."
-Groucho Marx

"Forgiveness is an act of compassion - you don't give it to someone
because they deserve it, you give it to them because they need it."
-Anthony Stewart Head as Giles in "Buffy the Vampire Slayer"

"I looked death in the face last night
I saw him in a mirror - and he simply smiled
he told me not to worry - he told me just to take my time."
-Danny Elfman (Oingo Boingo) - "We Close Our Eyes"

"The highest function of love is that it makes
the loved one a unique and irreplacable thing."
-Tom Robbins - "Jitterbug Perfume"

"If you have to ask, you'll never know."
-Louis Armstrong when asked to
identify that thing that New Orleans has

"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to
find a woman I don't like and buy her a house."
-Rod Stewart

"You know 'that look' women get when
they want to have sex? Me neither."
-Steve Martin

"Live for yourself - you will live in vain,
Live for others - you will live again."
-Bunny Wailer (Bob Marley and the Wailers) - "Pass It On"

"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't
have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."
-Woody Allen

"Just because I look like a square
doesn't mean I'm not a fuckin' circle."
-Tino Belasco

"I'm gonna go home and watch governmental
conspiracy movies until I run out of lotion."
-David Minassian (DJ Daisy Crave)

"...you're waiting for someone to perform with,
but don't you know that it's just you?
Hey Jude, you'll do..."
-Paul McCartney (The Beatles) - "Hey Jude"

"It's never too late to have a happy childhood."
-Tom Robbins - "Still Life with Woodpecker"

"Where zen ends, ass-kicking begins."
-Danny Masterson as Hyde on "That 70's Show"

"You'd better get a pot,
'cause that aint gonna pan."
-JC

"You can lead a woman to logic,
but you can't make her think."
-JD (Boozie)

"Watch your thoughts; they become words.
Watch your words; they become actions.
Watch your actions; they become habits.
Watch your habits; they become character.
Watch your character; it becomes your destiny."
-This quote is generally attributed to Frank Outlaw,
however, I have not been able to verify that he is its'
true source. Regardless, it's very good advice.

Here is Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.'s "I Have a Dream" speech.
If you've never read it, or haven't in a while, I highly suggest that you do so.

Here are a few quotes from Ram Dass, that may actually help you.

Here is Haile Selassie's speech, from which Bob Marley took the lyrics for "War".

"Cause only a fool
lean upon, lean upon
his own misunderstanding"
-Bob Marley - "Forever Loving Jah"

"Those who wish to be
must put aside the alienation
get on with the fascination
the real relation
the underlying theme..."
-Neil Peart (Rush) - "Limelight"

"Wake up your mom, tell her you're home
stop shoveling that shit up your nose
now go to your room and brush your dirty teeth."
-Ming + F.S. - "Music to Listen to"

"Ring the bells that still can ring
Forget your perfect offering
There is a crack in everything
That's how the light gets in"
-Leonard Cohen - "Anthem"

"You can beg better than that."
-Chiaki Kuriyama as Go Go Yubari - "Kill Bill"

"My grandmother ate some acid and highjacked a schoolbus
full of penguins, so it's kind of a family emergency..."
-John Cusack as Lane Meyer in "Better Off Dead"

"If ignorance is bliss
knock the smile off my face."
- Zack De La Rocha (RATM) - "Settle for Nothing"

"Standing on the moon
Where talk is cheap and vision true
Standing on the moon
But I would rather be with you
Somewhere in San Francisco
On a back porch in July
Just looking up to heaven
At this crescent in the sky"
-Robert Hunter (Grateful Dead) - "Standing on the Moon"

"No, it isn't strange,
after changes upon changes
we are more or less the same."
-Paul Simon - "The Boxer"

"All this machinery making modern music
can still be open-hearted"
-Neil Peart (Rush) - "The Spirit of Radio"

"Sick, huh?"
-JC

"Look Joon! I'm using chopsticks to eat my popcorn
so I won't get butter on the records!"
-JC

"Anyone who's ever played a part couldn't turn around and hate it".
-Lou Reid - "Sweet Jane"

"It's a foolish dog,
bark at a flying bird"
-Bob Marley - "Jah Live"

"I am human and I need to be loved
just like everybody else does...ok?"
-Morrisey (The Smiths) - "How Soon is Now?"

"If you choose not to decide
You still have made a choice"
-Neil Peart (Rush) - "Free Will"

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